asexual sirens getting real fuckin pissed about all these sailors interrupting choir rehearsal
sirens are already asexual they dont have sex with the men they kill them
well no wonder they kill them they keep interrupting choir rehearsal
so I gave my nephew a set of avengers cookie cutters and last night they made some sugar cookies with them
most of them came out REALLY GOOD like
and iron man
but then there’s…
I can’t BREATHE
Anonymous asked: Wait I'm confused, you identity as asexual but are attracted to Chris's ass? Sorry I don't mean to offend but can you please personally explain? Thank you!
I can appreciate a nice ass and not want to fuck it, anon
today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”
I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.
A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!